AVAILABLE NOW: QUIRKS & KINKS BY LAUREL ULEN CURTIS
Quirks and Kinks
Laurel Ulen Curtis
Releasing: June 23rd, 2015
Blurb
“It’s a new show, Quirks and Kinks. We’ve already selected a male reenactment
actor to be your co-host, so you're the last piece of the puzzle. There’s some seriously f@$%ed up
sh*t out there that people are into, and the two of you are going to be the face of
it.”
“I’m going to be the face of people’s freakish fetishes?” I asked disbelievingly.
Larry shrugged his nonchalance, shoving it directly down the throat of my panic.
“Half of it.”
That conversation was the beginning of more than a show.
It was the beginning of mystery, friendship, and love, and the outcome of
mixing all three together with two unsuspecting victims.
Easie Reynolds and Anderson Evans were drawn to the same, simple thing—each other.
But, sometimes, undeniable chemistry isn’t enough. After all, how easy is it
to get know someone when they’re constantly pretending to be someone
else?
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SNEAK PEAK EXCERPT
“I’m still not even sure what we’re doing here,” I told Ashley as I glanced around at
the cheap Tex Mex themed decor of El Loco Restaurant.
All around us, business-suit-clad, young singles chatted and laughed, sinking deeper into their margaritas and
each other. A life untraveled stared me in the face, but it didn’t make me feel
bitter or regretful. All I felt was stupid for being out and spending money that we
didn’t have.
“You just landed a job,” she cooed before sipping delicately from the free water.
Giving her my undivided attention, I narrowed my cat-like blue eyes.
“Granted, it’s not a job you’re exactly thrilled about, but it comes with money, and
that’s worth celebrating a little.”
“Pff,” I huffed. “So far, all it’s come with is a bag of muffin mix and humiliation.”
Exaggeratedly, I checked my purse. “Nope, no money.”
Ashley just shook her head. “We’re eating one dollar tacos. Peanut butter and
bread are more expensive. Relax.”
My fingers itched for a cigarette, and astute twenty-three year old lady that she was, Ashley didn’t miss it.
“Besides, if we’re going to get on the money discussion you’re going to have to
take a closer look at some of your other expensive habits.”
Ashley had been trying to talk me into quitting for years, and I knew my lungs
would thank me if I somehow managed to follow through. But for as desirable as
it sounded, I just…couldn’t. It wasn’t so much the addiction and the work it would take to kick a
years-in-the-making habit. It was that smoking had become my emotional crutch.
My timeout in any moment of need and my excuse to busy myself with
something other than being a bitch. I was scared of the chasm I’d fall into, the
unclimbable hill I’d create with my auger-like anxiety.
My sister didn’t know any of that. No one did.
“I smoke for my career.”
Her eyes practically rolled all the way out of her head. “This ought to be good.”
“You know this industry is unbelievably vapid, and vapid means skinny.
Smoking keeps me that way.”
She shook her head in disdain.
“And it’s cheaper than a gym membership.”
“Global warming, anyone?” she called dramatically. “You’re argument is
balancing on some pretty thin ice.”
“Shut up.”
Suddenly, warmth wafted up into my face as our waiter shoved the toasty basket
of complimentary chips into the center of our table. My eyes drifted naturally from
the basket to the hand holding it, where a large, oval, heavy metal ring sat in
blazing contrast to the tan expanse of his long ring finger, up the line of his
muscular—deliciously veiny—forearm, to the cuff of his rolled up black sleeve. On a runaway mission of their
own, my eyes wouldn’t stop, eating up the expanse of his bicep in an instant,
stutter-stepping up the corded column of his slender throat, and landing on one of
the most attractive male mugs I’ve ever seen.
A mixing bowl of ethnicity, his naturally tanned skin and dark features stood in
stark contrast with the minty green of his eyes. Directly on me and smirking,
they were mesmerizing.
And mocking.
Ashley spoke, as I’d apparently lost all of my normal snarky ability.
“Thanks.”
A small glance from me to her preceded his polite answer. “You’re welcome.”
She smiled her prettiest smile, the one that infused her entire being from chest
to eyes, and the corner of his mouth notched higher in response.
A foreign heaviness settled in my chest as I watched, and its completely
unwelcome presence nearly made me sick.
He turned to leave slowly, one last lingering look in my direction making my
nerves ratchet up to an eleven.
Fuck. I did not like to be rattled. Confident words were my modus operandi,
but a good earthquake could wreck even the strongest of routines. My table
at El Loco, tonight—this guy—was the epicenter.
The man in question had just earned himself automatic placement on my
shit list.
Straight, white, top teeth just barely teased the plump pillow of his bottom
lip. It was unintentional, completely innocent, and hot as Jesus’ sauna.
Shit list position confirmed.
“You’re, like, really attractive,” Ashley noted, evidently drunk on her water
and speaking via a direct link to my brain.
His chuckle was like a full body vibrator, skating through the nerves on
every inch of my skin. One long-fingered hand shot straight to his neck, rubbing the uneasiness of
Ashley’s compliment out quickly.
“Thanks.”
“Are you an actor?” she continued. “You’ve got to be, right?”
- Every attractive person you meet must bein the business.
I would have laughed at Ashley’s assumption and how ridiculous it was if I
hadn’t been thinking the same thing.
He looked slightly bashful, but fought straight through the discomfort and answered her frankly. “Uh, yeah. I mean, I’m trying anyway. I’m not
particularly successful.”
Distracted by my reaction to him and his honesty, I didn’t run a pre-check on anything coming out of my mouth. Not that I normally had the
best filter. “So you’re another one of those actors, waiting tables to pay
the bills and pass the time?”
He bristled, and rightfully so. But he did it with an otherworldly calm,
meeting my eyes directly and speaking in a soft, polite—if only slightly
teasing—voice.
“One of those? Oh. No. Waiting tables is my dream. I just act to fit in.”
My cheeks felt hot with embarrassment and shame, and the glint in his
eyes told me that he saw it.
Sometimes I hated that my default setting was bitch. Such a dominant
trait was hard to overturn. “Okay, so maybe that was a little rude.”
One corner of his mouth—the smug one—rose just slightly. “It’s a
distinct possibility.”
Silence hung between us, but while my time was spent avoiding
eye contact, his was spent calculating his next blow.
“I guess you must be something really impressive then?”
“Huh?” My wandering eyes shot to his with the focus of a heat-seeking
missile.
“Well, you obviously aren’t on the waiting tables slash acting track that
the rest of us losers are.”
“Um—”
“I mean, you must do something that really matters, right?
Educating orphaned kids. Curing Cancer. Coming up with the
way to end all of the world’s unrest.” Attractive arms crossed
over an equally nice chest. “Am I right?”
For as confident as I usually was, and as many comebacks as I normally
had, I couldn’t think of one single thing to say.
Unfortunately, my sister wasn’t suffering from a similar problem.
“Hah! She’s an actor too. But she’s too busy to wait tables.”
“Working?” he asked, one manly eyebrow cocking in time with his question.
If I wasn’t mistaken, he actually looked impressed for a minute.
I was ready to leave right then, but Ashley, being the one of us with a
conscience, had a knack for ruining a good thing.
“Oh. No. She’s just too busy being her. You know, cutting people like
you down in her spare time.” She looked away, bopped to the music
in the background. “But, she doesn’t do it on purpose. She was born
this way. Cold, dead heart and all. I guess that’s why people like me
still love her.”
I tried not to let her words hurt. After all, if I were describing myself,
I probably would have chosen the exact same words, and because
I knew her so well, I knew she was just trying to make a joke and
bail me out of a situation of my own making.
And yet, I still couldn’t stop the smile from slipping and sliding its way
off of my face.
It only took a few seconds to recover, but when I looked back up at
the waiter, he was looking at me differently. Assessing.
Uncomfortable was too cushy a word for what I was feeling.
Bombs exploded and sprayed shrapnel, the sharp edges of his
scrutiny digging into the flesh of my muscle and making it twitch
just beneath the not-protective-enough layer of my skin.
About Laurel Ulen Curtis
Laurel Ulen Curtis is a 27 year old mother of one. She lives with her husband and
son (and cat and two fish!) in New Jersey, but grew up all over the United States.
She graduated from Rutgers University in 2009 with a Bachelor of Science in
Meteorology, and puts that to almost no use other than forecasting for her
friends! She has a passion for her family, laughing, and reading and writing
Romance novels.
Website: http://laurelulencurtis.blogspot.com/
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